Fabricated Moments of an Otherwise Boring Life

notmysecret:

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*


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